A Few Food Jokes for National Humor Month

April happens to be National Humor Month, so we thought we'd lighten things up and feature a little humor, (in some cases, very little) in today's blog. We know how to have fun here at the best steak and seafood restaurant at the Lake of the Ozarks

These jokes and puns may make you laugh out loud, or you may roll your eyes and groan. The goal here is for them to hopefully make you smile and bring a bit of humor to your day. If nothing else, we've set you up with some witty things to say the next time you join us for JB Hook's Happy Hour. Enjoy!




- What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall?    -    Dam!

- Why don't oysters share their pearls?    -    Because they're shellfish.

- Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?     -     Just for the halibut.

- Man at bar:  Do you know how to fish?
  Girl at bar:  No. Why? 
  Man at bar:  I think we should hook up!



- What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup?  - Anyone can roast beef.

- Don't cry over spilled milk... it could have been a cocktail. 

- What's a cow's favorite musical note?     -    Beef-flat

- How do you make a soup recipe richer?    -   Add 24 carrots.

- Patron:  Waiter, this tastes funny.
  Waiter:  Then why aren't you laughing?

- A pig walks into a bar, drinks 1 pitcher of beer, then asks where the restroom is. Another pig walks into the same bar, drinks 2 pitchers of beer, then asks where the restroom is. A third pig walks into the bar and drinks 3 pitchers of beer. The bartender asks, "Aren't you going to ask where the restroom is?" The pig replies, "No, I'm going to go wee wee wee all the way home!" 




Alright, we admit, those food jokes are all pretty "corny," but we're willing to bet you at least grinned a little. Use National Humor Month to bring a little bit more laughter into your life and those around you. The next time are at JB Hook's, give us your best joke. We haven't set the bar too terribly high with these gems, but it's all in good fun. 




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